20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Biggest Criminal Masterminds In The Tiniest, Fluffiest Bodies (January 12, 2024)

Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor

Jan 13, 2024 10:00 AM EST

Another Caturday has come, and with it comes a brand new collection of criminals. Welcome back, people, to the most unexpectedly dangerous listicle on the internet. You wouldn't think that a bunch of itty bitty kittens are dangerous at first glance, but you would be wrong. These teeny weeny fluffballs have power over us like no other creature. You won't even notice what's happening. You will simply suddenly find yourself in a shelter later this week, looking to adopt yet another kitten.

We even make this listicle, showcasing these tiny criminals every single week. They make us! We don't have a choice! We do this to stay on their good side, and because we have already reached our highest quota when it comes to adopting kittens. We cannot take any more of them in, so we must keep them pleased in other ways. We must bow to our tiny overlords, or we will have to face their tiny wrath. Good luck to those of you who take the risk and continue. Be strong.

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01
"I think I got the perfect shot"

via u/MsLuna-
02
“This little guy was alone in a very dangerous area for him, he saw me and followed me, I couldn't resist...say hello to the new member of the family! any name suggestion will be welcome”

via u/TeffyYummy
03
"This is Elvis. He is currently in prison, but will be released to us when he is 12 weeks old."

via u/Loika

"Unfortunately I think he is a habitual felon. Forced cuddles will be served to ensure he c'ant escape… He is 9 weeks, and a ragdoll :) He has a very large head… He was the only one in the litter with a smelly butt, so I guess.. littering?"
04
"baby nutella"

via u/Asleep-Cancel6205
05
"got a phone call from our vets..."

via u/livlaffloves

"got a phone call from our vets asking if we had space to foster a mother and her two 3 week old kittens so we're now parents of two tiny babies and their mother who isn't even 2 years old and on her 4th litter of kittens. Wish us luck!"
06
"this baby is very feisty"

via u/livlaffloves
07
"This is cake (not edible)"

via u/KittyKattBaby
08
"Charlie is now Alfie"

via u/leightee
09
"In jail for domestic bioterrorism (she f*rted on my face)"

via u/Dewi2020
10
"Full of soup"

via u/ihavebirb
11
"You can barely see him!"

via u/phoeberose-x
12
"Don’t worry I arrested her"

via u/queeny_k
13
"this is what a hardened criminal looks like"

via u/livlaffloves
14
"My orange boy"

via u/juicyjewelsjugs
15
"Meet Luna, a cat that I rescued in the first days of December"

via u/Desperate_Yak9961
16
"pretty illegally smol cat"

via u/Ariusofgayrainbow
17
"Smol n’ floof"

via u/samspastic
18
"literally the sweetest face"

via u/livlaffloves
19
"We have a new smol bean!!!"

via u/Survivor_the_Unicorn
20
"Nom"

via u/DropKickRick